Friday 4 June 2010

Dior Diorshow Extase Mascara


Dear DiorShow Extase Mascara,

You promised so much, with your great reviews of intense volume and thickness and you certainly looked the part with your fancy swirled brush head but what did you really give me? I’ll tell you, clumps, you may have added a bit of length and lift but its meaningless with that much clumping. Its not like I didn’t try to make it work, I wiped off the excess before applying, I even tried just applying you once, but it made no difference.
It’s only been a short time but it's not working out and I’m afraid I’m throwing you out in the trash.

Good Riddance,

Replica

P.S I’d like my £21.50 back please.

6 comments:

  1. Pfffft...hilarious. Extase sounds like a poor lover. Maybe he can couple up with Sexy Curves and they can enjoy life in the land fill together?

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  2. Hi Jane,

    I'm sure they would suit each other well :) I've bought another 3 mascara's recently so I'm hoping one of them works out as this is getting very costly.

    Hi Lillian,

    Yeah, so annoying when you get a dud mascara as there is nothing you can do with it, not like eyeshadow/lipstick where you can pair it with something else to make it work.

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  3. Do dish the dirt on any others which aren't worth a visit. I have terrible trouble with mascara and appreciate any hints on what to avoid. I'm quite liking the mini mascara that came in the Suqqu set. If it was a full sixe the formula and wand would be perfect I think.

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  4. I know some people like it, but it's actually my first Dior mascara and whaaat? Whatwhat. 4th day in the row and I have nothing good to say except that it doesn't flake..

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  5. Hi Vanity,
    So its not just me then, mascara seems such a hard product to find one thats just right, since I got rid of this I bought 3 other mascaras and don't think I'll be rebuying anyone of them. Thanks for your comment :)

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